meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

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pistachiou:

zjemptv:

They look like Umbreons

bun-breons
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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

ronpalsy2:

Evolution means that we all shape-shifted from tiny cells into giant mounds of flesh

frenchtwist:

via kirgiakos:

Roland Topor cover Illustration for the Russian edition of ”The Tenant ”(French: Le Locataire chimérique) , a novel by Roland Topor,
Originally published in France in 1964, and later was the base for Roman Polanski’s omonymous film, released in 1976
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